Ooh! Let me try!
Ahri: Your wiles will never work on me, fox!
Akali: The Fist of Shadow is as nothing in broad daylight, huh?
Alistair: I've seen better sides of beef trampled in the dust.
Amumu: Cloth is a poor substitute for armor.
Anivia: Fly higher, next time. That way, it'll be hard for me to hit you.
Annie: War is no place for children. Go home.
Ashe: Next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes.
Blitzcrank: Technology is no substitute for skill.
Brand: Demacia will never burn for you. Not on my watch.
Caitlyn: You will not turn this battlefield into a campground!
Cassiopeia: And another thing: you're ugly.
Cho'Gath: I've faced greater foes than you and won. What chance did you think you had?
Corki: I must admit; your helicopter made me laugh.
Darius: Not bad, but you're still no match for me.
Dr. Mundo: I'll make sure you don't forget that any time soon.
Evelynn: If you were a better killer, you wouldn't need to hide.
Ezreal: I may be older than you, but my time is far from over.
Fiddlesticks: I don't fear pain or death, and I certainly don't fear you.
Fiora: A disgrace to Demacia, just like your father.
Fizz: I never did like the smell of dead fish.
Galio: A shame to ruin such a fine work of art.
Gangplank: The pirates of Bilgewater picked a poor representative.
Garen: There are many warriors, but only one Garen Crownguard!
Gragas: Drunk on the battlefield is no way to be.
Graves: Guns are weapons for the weak, and you are proof.
Hecarim: Even fear has its limits.
Heimerdinger: Here’s a machine you should build: one that stops me from killing you.
Irelia: A weapon is only as good as the warrior wielding it.
Janna: The winds of change don’t blow favorably for you today, do they?
Jarvan IV: Nothing personal; I simply needed to test myself against you.
Jax: Lampposts are for lighting streets. Get a real weapon.
Karma: Your cause holds merit, but your place is not the battlefield.
Karthus: Just because I can’t kill you, doesn’t mean I can’t keep killing you.
Kassadin: You can’t stave off the terrors of the Void alone yet.
Katarina: Perhaps under different circumstances, we could be allies. Maybe more...
Kayle: Fear not; I’ll purge the unjust.
Kennen: Do you know what else can stop the Heart of the Tempest from beating?
Kog’Maw: Ugh! It’ll take forever to get this slime off my armor!
LeBlanc: No amount of lying can shield you from the truth for long, Deceiver.
Lee Sin: Blind or not, you should’ve seen that coming.
Leona: The world already has a guiding light, and it’s not you.
Lulu: Child’s play has no place on the battlefield. Come back when you’ve accepted that.
Lux: Forgive me, Luxanna...
Malphite: Sticks and stones do not break metal; metal breaks them.
Malzahar: Your future looks bleak for you not to have foreseen that.
Maokai: This is why trees don’t normally move.
Master Yi: “Wuju” leave the fighting for justice to the experts?
Miss Fortune: All those bullets flying through the air, yet you can’t hit anything.
Mordekaiser: Heavy and metal indeed, vile fiend!
Morgana: You have no right to call yourself an angel after what you’ve become!
Nasus: Knowledge is only as good as he who uses it.
Nautilus: Back to the abyss that spawned you!
Nidalee: If you want to protect the Plague Jungles, stay there.
Nocturne: Every nightmare ends when one wakes up. That includes you!
Nunu: I believe the correct phrase is “Speak softly and carry a big sword...” or is it “stick”?
Olaf: Your howls of ire fall on deaf ears everywhere, Berserker.
Orianna: A maiden of clockwork belongs exactly there: with a clock.
Pantheon: For a self-proclaimed Artisan of War, you sure don’t fight like one.
Poppy: Here’s a joke for you, Poppy. A man walks into a friend of his and says “Ouch.”
Rammus: Not okay.
Renekton: I’m sorry. I was trying to get you out of your own teeth.
Riven: You will find redemption one day, but not today!
Rumble: Next time, come down from your perch. Only then will you know your true worth.
Ryze: It seems your tattoos aren’t the only thing you got from Rune Prison.
Sejuani: Next time, come down from your steed and fight like a real warrior!
Shaco: I don’t need any tricks to kill the likes of you.
Shen: The Eye of Twilight sees nothing in pitch darkness, does it?
Shyvana: You hold some promise, but you’re still far from ready for the Elite Guard.
Singed: I’m sorry; I might have taken a bit too much off...your head!
Sion: Come at me again, and I’ll kill you then as well!
Sivir: Noxian or not, you had this coming.
Skarner: I never did like insects. Nor did I like arachnids.
Sona: Oh, no. Now, I’ll never hear the end of this...
Soraka: If you can call the power of the stars, why can’t you even fight?
Swain: Your evil plots will never succeed on my watch, “Master Tactician”.
Talon: Lay a hand on the Prince and you’ll lose more than your blades.
Taric: Jewels are for decorations, Gem Knight. Get some real armor.
Teemo: Size may not mean everything, but it means more than you say it does.
Tristana: Is that a sword in your skull? It is, isn’t it?
Trundle: Don’t hate the player; hate the sword sundering your head.
Tryndamere: That’s for never taking a bath!
Twisted Fate: Luck had nothing to do with this; it was skill and determination.
Twitch: You’re a cowardly rat, and you die like one too.
Udyr: I don’t need my sword to kill you. You, on the other hand, could use some armor.
Urgot: And this time, stay dead!
Varus: Ionian or not, you are still evil.
Vayne: Demacian or not, your aggression is misplaced.
Veigar: No quarter for the wicked, no matter how small.
Viktor: No amount of metal is perfection for the dead. I should know.
Vladimir: My type happens to be A+.
Volibear: All those teeth and claws, yet still outmatched.
Warwick: If the Starchild wouldn’t correct her mistake, I see no reason why I shouldn’t do so.
Wukong: Before you reach the top, you must get through me.
Xerath: Power controls everything except itself. Remember that.
Xin Zhao: I’m surprised I’m not the Lightshield family’s personal steward by now.
Yorick: What was that about my dying before we start talking again?
Ziggs: This is what you get for dressing like a walking time bomb.
Zilean: I may not be able to elude time, but neither are you.