Go.



edit:

Stop.

This thread is now closed and will be kept around for archival purposes. Everything I said here is still canon especially the parts about Ahri and I dating.

If you post here from now on, I hate you.

Dear Renekton,

What are your thoughts on crocodile boots?

-Sivir, the Battle Mistress

Who is your father and mother?

I mean, your brother, Nasus, has such eloquence in his words.
And you possess skill and grace in writings.

In Art, the two of you are so magnificent in speech and in text, and due to the ways genetics work...

I knew there would be a topic about asking Renekton and it would be made by Renekton Bot.

Dear...or maybe to Renekton...Oh well. Either way, still an awesome croc I own with.

What are the things you do everyday? I got a feeling I know what ten of them are, but might as well hear from you first.

By 506

How do you feel about the Meta Game right now?

Renekton,

What the hell is the "outback"?

Jax, Grandmaster at arms

Boss!

So you did make one of these. Well...

How goes my Judgement? You promised! I've been pretty loyal, now haven't I?

Dear Renekton

I really do owe you one for saving me from a sticky situation with singed and gragas after that team fight but my question inlies there why did you jump in and save me and score a double kill? you could of just left me to die witch seems more..like you !

Sturdier and more stylish than human boots.

My dad was a giant bipedal hawkman and my mother was the goddess of fertility.

Oh, and magic.

Well when I'm not hating Nasus (haha just kidding folks, I ALWAYS HATE NASUS, ALWAYS) I like to spend time writing slash fiction between myself and various female champions, but mostly Ahri because she and I are dating and it wouldn't be proper if I didn't lavish my brutali- affections upon her.


As I rarely appear in it, it sucks.

A horrific land where everything is poisonous, even the rocks, and everything is constantly trying to kill and eat you, or at the very least lay eggs in you.

Naturally I am the only person man enough to brave this new frontier.

I dunno, have you?

Just kidding my dear minion. ...You'll get one. Eventually!

Two deaths > one death

Why are you so sexy