By dating Ahri are you giving up on your quest to force Riot to create a Crocodile Babe champion?

Dear Renekton,

First: when I talked about crocodile boots, I meant boots made from crocodile skin.

Second: why do you seem so calm in your answers? You seem so much more angered and furious in person.

-Sivir, the Battle Mistress

Dear Renekton,

How are you replying to these questions? Aren't you locked up in the Institute or something?

-Summoner Pink Madison

Where do you live in Valoran? In a follow up, if you live somewhere well, livable, would you be willing to have a roommate?

Why is the sky blue? Why is the ocean wet, why are children hideously annoying, why does fire scorch?

I'm working on having them turn her into a crocodile.

So was I.

Secondly, I wanted to be professional. You can't hear me snarling anyway.

They gave me a tablet so I could amuse myself while waiting for matches.

I live in the Institute. They have me chained to a big ornate dais, but it's kinda nice anyway. I'd be willing to take on a roommate though, if you promise not to tickle me.

What is your opinion of Kog'Maw, Cho'Gath and Brand? i heard that they are forced to stay at the Institute

Nice guys, but they have some severe personality complexes. Oh well, we can't all be as collected as me!

I'll be right back though, need to continue carving dead Nasuses into my dais with my claws.

What are your Weaknesses..? Also, Which girl do you prefer in the League as of now (Besides Ahri... I read your Judgement)?

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*Raises a hand to point out some things wrong with that, but then changes mind*

To Renekton,

What do you think your brother Nasus is doing when not being harassed by you?

And second, are you the younger or older brother? Personally, I think younger.

-506

It would certainly explain the juvenile behaviour.