As a nationally ranked shroom eater i was pleased with teemo's shrooms

As a nationally ranked ball, I was appalled at the physics behind Orianna's ball.

As a nationally renowned appraiser of boobs, I almost cried out of unrestrained joy at the sight of Pentakill Sona.

As a nationally ranked HIGH Engineer in quantum physics and mechanics Heimerdinger's H-28G Evolution Turret could be revolutionised there are numerous mathematically equivalent formulations of quantum mechanics but a K-32G. part might do the trick.


Edit: An upvote........you got my attention...

As a national ranked Grave digger, I was pleased with Yorick.

lol these comments XD

As a nationally ranked "Where's Waldo" finder, I was disappointed in myself that I have yet to see a bear named Tibbers.

As a internationally ranked pedobear i almost cried when i saw the size of annie's head...

I find it hilarious if you think fencing in that sport is anything like actrually fighting. It's a lot harder to move when your sword isn't flimsy and pathetic .