"My dear, the only subjects I experiment on are volunteers and the unwitting. I do have a set of ethics." Viper felt a tugging on his pant leg, his hand was at his feet with a cup of fresh tea. He leaned over and waved a finger at it, "Don't forget the scones."
Grabbing the teacup, he took a gentle sip, "At first, I wished to wager what would happen to poor Jayko, but alas, he wised up too quickly. My wager..." He clicked his teeth together, attempting to think of one, "I am willing to wager...Five hundred gold, that Cerubois is so deep in his state of writing, no one can arose him from it within, let's say, the next ten minutes. What say you?"
*1 minute = 1 post, 10 posts, posts must be about annoying Cerubois in a fashion to count***