Viper calmed down ever so slightly, standing to his feet, still laughing. "Well! I was wondering, what if one could pass through walls like a specter? A ghost?"
He dusted himself off, "I had to call in some specialists, but I got my sample of ectoplasm. Problem is, I found out it caused whatever it bathed itself in to fall through absolutely every physical material!" Viper winced, "My guinea pig, Humphrey Ginnyton III fell through the world."
"So!" Snapping his fingers, "I thought, what is like a ghost, but not dead?" Viper answered his own question, "Nocturne! I got a bit of his necroplasm, mixed with the ecto aaaaand..."
Viper chuckled, "It worked! You can control and displace your body though any physical object with your own will!" He rolled his finger as he rattled off the side effects, "The side effects include complete and utter blindness, random bouts of narcolepsy, random bouts of short intangibility meaning you will fall into the earth sometimes. And the endless screaming for the entire duration of the potion. Even when asleep. Also, no one can hear you for the entire duration, so no asking for help!"
Viper snickered, "Controlling the positive effects last for five minutes, the side effects last for five days." Viper shook his head absentmindedly, "I carry it on me, just in case someone decides to rob me. I do love the luck of the draw."
He glanced at Youay, "If he drinks the concoction, expect to treat psychological trauma in five days. And a sore throat."
He pointed at Talon, smiling at Silver, "And he's threatening me with Fizz! I wonder how I could stop that! If only I were a summoner! If only!"