"Well that cant end well....better give the medical staff a memo to be on the look out for him." Looks over to Talon." Please leave him in enough pieces to put back together...I could care less for your quest for Fiora...I just cant have anyone die on my shift." with that he walks over and takes a seat.

Viper snickered at first, then burst out laughing maniacally. He fell on the floor, laughing enthusiastically, "Oh! The poor fool! The poor, poor fool!" He continued his laughter, tears forming.

((He... Told you about the stairs? »_» ))


Silver watched the chaos happening in the room. She eyed the champions for a moment and crossed her arms in front of herself.

"I never would have thought a summoner would be so afraid of a champion..."

She then tilted her head toward Viper.

"So what was that horrible concoction that Rudmed grabbed?"

Viper pointed at Silver, "That's the gold! That really, truly is the gold! The man has forgotten he's a summoner!" He continued his laughter, "And he chose the worst vial to grab! Of all things he could have grabbed, he got that one! Pfaw ha ha!"

Silver gave Viper an odd look before smiling slightly.

"Perhaps you would like to enlighten us of the man's poor fate?"

Youay looks at Viper "So what can I expect when he walks into my office after using it then?"

Viper calmed down ever so slightly, standing to his feet, still laughing. "Well! I was wondering, what if one could pass through walls like a specter? A ghost?"

He dusted himself off, "I had to call in some specialists, but I got my sample of ectoplasm. Problem is, I found out it caused whatever it bathed itself in to fall through absolutely every physical material!" Viper winced, "My guinea pig, Humphrey Ginnyton III fell through the world."

"So!" Snapping his fingers, "I thought, what is like a ghost, but not dead?" Viper answered his own question, "Nocturne! I got a bit of his necroplasm, mixed with the ecto aaaaand..."

Viper chuckled, "It worked! You can control and displace your body though any physical object with your own will!" He rolled his finger as he rattled off the side effects, "The side effects include complete and utter blindness, random bouts of narcolepsy, random bouts of short intangibility meaning you will fall into the earth sometimes. And the endless screaming for the entire duration of the potion. Even when asleep. Also, no one can hear you for the entire duration, so no asking for help!"

Viper snickered, "Controlling the positive effects last for five minutes, the side effects last for five days." Viper shook his head absentmindedly, "I carry it on me, just in case someone decides to rob me. I do love the luck of the draw."

He glanced at Youay, "If he drinks the concoction, expect to treat psychological trauma in five days. And a sore throat."

He pointed at Talon, smiling at Silver, "And he's threatening me with Fizz! I wonder how I could stop that! If only I were a summoner! If only!"

Youay sighs and rubs his neck "Better dust off the Psychiatry Couch tomorrow then. not to think of it I may need to have it re-stuffed. Oh well." scribbles a few notes for himself "Now time for coffee...it was a long day and I need something to pick me up."

Viper was finally settled, "I agree with you." he walked over to the table, pouring himself a cup of tea, "And perhaps this will be a lesson to him. I do not like being threatened and more importantly: Don't. ****ing. Steal. From me." He blew on the rising steam lightly.

A smile was spread across his face, "Bad, bad things happen when you do either." He looked at Talon, "Keep that in mind, assassin. I am an alchemist first, but I am a summoner, ranked thirty of thirty. I may not look like it, but I am not a man to be trifled with. I am smart, I am devious, I have magic at my disposal, and I can make you..."

Viper looked at the table, chuckling with glee, "Oh! A orange! I didn't see they had these here! I am simply starving! Jayko's tears no longer fuel me!" He grabbed at it, struggling to peel it open.

"Curses! It's like...it's like it's made from steel!" He fumbled helplessly at the orange, struggling his hardest to try and peel it. A blade shot out of Lefty as he clumsily tried to cut into it. He eventually gave up, and held it out to Silver, "Miss Silver, it seems this orange is too much to handle for me. Can you...?"

((Ranking = Level))

Silver snickered a bit after Viper's explanation of the potion. She somewhat felt sorry for Rudmed and the fate which he might possibly have in the future.

"I think Rudmed needs to learn not to grab random vials off of you, that isn't safe for anyone's health."

She smirked at his last comment, knowing full well that she didn't look too much like a summoner due to not being in the standard summoner robes. She raised one hand and her eyes glinted a silvery color as a tendril of Energy entwined itself between her fingers. Her next comment held a tone of sarcasm

"Oh no, if only you were able to defend yourself against those pesky champions whenever you wanted...."

She then eyed the orange he was holding out towards her. After a moment, she re absorbed the Energy, and with a quick, almost unnoticeable movement she sliced apart the orange with her claws.

"There you go, sir."