"Hello, Prince Jarvan, sir. We don't really get to talk much anymore! How are you?"

I dunno, birthdays? Anniversaries? Holidays?

Hahahahhahahha,you want prince jarvan because you want be a princess and be wealthy with pride.what up with you girls? Does being wealthy matter that much to you? To me, you and temoo are couples but it won't happen. lux and Ezreal,Ezreal like lux a lot ,but lux think Ezreal is in a waaaaay lower class then her who don't really have a home. Jarvan and shyvana never happpen but possible. About prince jarvan being with Zyra...I don't really felt safe with this..what if she ate prince jarvan in the middle of the night? Zyra seem to be a person who like doing thing in her way and willing to do everything to achieve her desires.

"Birthday? Anniversary? Holiday? What? I've heard these words before, but they have no meaning to me." She said.

As she turned to Unexisted. "My only desire that I would go that far for is survival, but if you are so worried about it. I can devour you so you no longer need worry."

See,that exactly what I'm.taking about. zyra,you always put killing for solution that's a bad habbit.you said( I can devour you so you no longer need to worry)Zyra,survival or not this is your personality,also doing the things your way and never concern how other feels. Zyra the thing is will you able to change for the person you love. So your saying that you WOULD devour prince jarvan when it come to Survival. Does survival matter more then the person you love? Can you die for the person you love? I'm pretty sure shyvana and prince jarvan can do that for them self for each other.

"If they are inside me why do I need to worry about how they feel? Also I have no desire to devour Jarvan."

Probably not what you think it does.

How did I know from the moment she walked in that this was your doing?

Which is probably what he's getting at, Shyvana.

You don't have to 'do' anything, Zyra. Simply... be you.

I must advise against this.

No sense letting it go to waste, though. Jarvan rubs his hands together as he stares longingly at the slab of meat.

I don't know. Given your ferocity, I'm almosted tempted to say you're of my own blood.

Again, I must advise against this.

Taking advise from Sarah does not always lead to good things.

Thank you. Please, no quarreling.


You truly have a death wish, don't you?

What a coincidence! I can say the same about you!

Ah, Luxanna. Indeed we don't, 'tis a shame. How are you feeling? And I must say, you look positively radiant.

Jarvan coughs. Reassuring.

((Tempted to walk in here after what Zyra did to Poppy and Trist xP Humanified yordle girls. ))
((Check Trist's thread... 3 last pages, for further information. ))

Prince Jarvan Lightshield IV,

Don't think I have forgotten your face, nor your eyes. I remember your defiance very vividly. I simply had this letter written in order to implore you to cherish what little time you may have with your son of a [scribbled out word] guard dog. For the day is fast approaching when I will cut his heart from his chest and feed it to the dogs. And should the day come that I may be asked to take your life, to finish what was left undone that day long ago, I will not hesitate. And your head will roll on the ground away from your lifeless body.

----- Urgot

Lux beams. "Thank you! I finally have more free time to interact with people on these things. It's so... ick, ew, why is there half a cow here?!"