Jarvan, How do I become a real man like you?

Prince Jatray, any new dangerous expeditions in plan?

Start off by slaying a few dragons. If you can't do that, you're not a man; you're a sugarpuss.

Yes, indeed. How did you know?

Just a wild guess. So, when do we go?

Another expedition? Where to this time?

Garen laughs, Do not underestimate the Prince Shyvana, you have seen him fight, havent you?, and im not saying King Tryndamere is weak, or anything like that, besides it is only a spar....

Sir, I am concernded about the new guests, are you sure it is safe to have noxians running arround our City? I'm not questioning your judgement, it is a mere doubt. And also that sneaky little assasin has dissapeared.. I am worried..

...kidney stones carved from a dead lizard? Yes, what woman wouldn't love that.

Hey, maybe I'm wrong, I dunno, you know Leona way better than I do by now. But even a hardass like her wants something pretty now and again~.

Of course I have, Garen. Summoners often send us to the top lane, after all. I'm just recalling the various times I trudged back to my tower with footprints of blood, thanking nature my natural hair color is red so I don't look TOO much like an animal, picking half a HAND from my hair because Tryndamere ended up like that somehow... and that was merely a fight in which both of us escaped and recalled to heal and purchase gear. But yes, it is a friendly spar, I'm sure the end result won't be that.

As for your warning, I'm more wondering why Katarina and Talon are here helping with this issue to begin with. Neither of them have shown much interest in unearthing corruption and bringing the wicked to justice, from what I've seen. My thought is that they believe that helping in this issue will bring them clues as to the assassination of Katarina's father. Remember, if he was killed during war, then that's all his assassination would be, an act of war. But he was killed during peace time, and that makes it an act of murder. If Katarina and Talon are trying to find clues as to who did it, remember the Measured Tread, Garen: Victory for our allies, defeat for our enemies, and justice for all. Even a Noxian.

...by the blood of my father, when did I become so diplomatic?

Are you sure you wish to join me, Wukong? We'll likely be gone for a number of months.


West. Far west.

((I'm considering doing a semi-open to completely open RP for an expedition. Would anyone be interested in that?))

Says the man who jumped to Katarina's defense. That was quite manly of you, Garen, defending your woman like that. And I have no doubt Talon will do naught besides harass some Demacian women... ancestors have mercy on him if he attempts to steal Lux's o Vayne's undergarments.

You think they are not pretty? I've seen you eyeing my equipment with something like desire in your eyes, Sarah; Wyvern Stones are more beautiful than any precious gem that holds no real value.

It is quite easy to understand their concern over anything involving General DuCouteau; the man was Katarina's father and essentially as such to Talon; they were quite loyal to him. And without their efforts, we would not have discovered what we did.

Hah, years could not scare me of something like this.
And since you plan to go west...awww...That means boat rides, I dislike boat rides. Hmmm...I think I know how to make it interesting *grin*. Oh, and speaking of boats, there are only 2 champions who have boats...