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So Alistar walks into a bar...

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06-07-2012

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So Corki walks into a bar and asks the Bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored chips?"

"Nope," the bartender replies, "We only have plain."

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Kog'Maw walks into a bar asks the bartender for some kittens.

"Sorry don't have kittens for serving." Kog'Maw gets upset and leaves.

Comes back to the same bar the next day and asks for some kittens.

"Look, buddy. We don't have kittens. Even if we did we wouldn't serve them. You ask me again and I'll nail you to the wall." Kog'Maw scurries away.

Next day Kog'Maw comes back again and asks for some nails.

"Sorry we don't have any nails."

Kog'Maw asks, "Got any kittens?"
Some one's seen the duck song.

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06-07-2012

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So corporate mundo walks into a bar.... and buys it because it would a good investment.
This. Out of all of them, this should be on the first page..

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06-07-2012

So evelyn goes into a bar and tries to drink a the oracles

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06-07-2012

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Heimerdinger walks in to a bar and tells "********!"
The bartender yells "Hey, what's your problem!"
Heimerdinger hangs his head. "i've got turrets..."

Twitch walks in to a bar.
Bartender glares at him and says, "only got oracle elixers."
Twitch: "Rats."

A purple minion walks in to the bar and whistles at a passing female.
Woman: "Creep!"

Morgana walks in to a bar.
Sleezbag tries to chat her up. "Darlin', you must be an angel."
Morgana eats his soul.

Gragas walks in to a bar.
Challenge Accepted.

Amumu shows up for Happy Hour.
Forever renamed to Sad Hour.

Annie walks in to a bar.
Drunk pedo says, " hey there liil girl..."
Annie: "Have you seeny bear Tibbers?"

Leona walks in to a bar.
The whole place brightens up.

Oriana walks in to a bar.
She had a ball.
Too much win for one post

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06-07-2012

mord:Olá ... Gostaria que a bebida mais cara que você tem.
barkeep: excuse me?
mord: huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

bumping for new content

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06-07-2012

Jax walks into a bar.

He orders a glass of champ-agne.

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06-07-2012

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Corki walks into a bar.

The bartender still has no clue what a Whiskey Delta is.
Lima Oscar Lima!!

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06-07-2012

So Darius walks into a bar and rudely demands a dark beer. The bartender quickly hands him one, foam frothing over the top of the mug.

Darius gets angry and shouts, "off with your head!!"

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06-07-2012

Pantheon enters a lesbian bar.

He leaves a straight bar.

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06-07-2012

Brand walks into a bar and it burns down.
30 minutes later news reporters show up to the scene.
"So what happened here little girl?"
"Well I was walking along and seen smoke rising from the roof and a man made of fire running away. Then I heard screams coming from inside so I ran in to help. A huge monster was running around inside eating people and there was blood everywhere. I didn't know what to do so I ran to the bartender and asked what was going on. He told me a little squirrel was laughing very loudly, bothering people at the next table over. He heard a gunshot and then a huge explosion and saw the squirrel running around frantically. Taken back by the scene unfolding in the bar, the bartender grabbed a bullhorn and asked everyone to calm down. At about that time, a clown popped up out of nowhere and killed the squirrel. Seeing as to how I love cute little animals, I threw my teddy bear at the clown and he caught on fire. From that point on things went downhill."
"So what happened next?" the reporter asked.
"After the clown caught the curtains on fire, a man appeared in the middle of the room. In one swoop he pulled everyone to him and killed them one by one."
Moral of the story: Darius is still OP.

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