I was wondering how long it would take for you to find a new...Host.
Tell me, Pix, do you remember? I do. My memory is long, fay, and I well remember the last time we met. Do you remember? The glorious charge into blessed Icathia? Do you remember how many of your kin died to my claws that day?
No? Then surely you remember what happened to your last "playmate". I'm sure you remember how proud he stood upon my cursed ramparts, looking at the carnage, staring DEEP into the void.
Do you remember Pix when he finally gathered the courage to enter the fray?
You must have been so proud at how many of my kind he sent screaming into the Void.
I remember when he faced me. I remember when you both came charging at me, intent of ending me.
Do you remember what happened next Pix? Do you remember how useless you felt as your magics did nothing but fuel my rage? Do you remember how loud your charge screamed? How he BEGGED you to kill him? Do you remember the blood and tears?
I do. I remember all Pix.
Does your new charge understand what you are grooming her for? Does she know what is expected of her? What your kind will force her to do? Of course not. But she will learn, Pix, and I will teach her.
And this time. This time no amount of "clapping" or "happy thoughts" will bring you back from the dead.
oh you Bandersnatch! It is true that my predecessor killed many a Jaberwock, JubJub, and other creatures such as yourself, and may be it is true that Pix was originally going to put me on the same path, but i believe in all that is HAPPY and COLORFUL and WONDERFUL. so i got taught a different way to handle malevolent BEASTS like you.
its called Pacification.
tell me? would you want to return to your realm? to your fellow Bandersnatches and Jabberwoks? im sure that they would looooves to see you! espetialy as a cute, fluffy...easily eatable purple squirrel.
Ignore the elder Outer abomination. For now. It just wants attention and is being... How these ionians say it sometimes... Tsundere? Yeah, i think it is.
So, it seems that little proverbs and perhaps even puns can be quite literal in the Glade... Ever threw jam on things to see if they malfunctioned there?
-Lulu and Pix