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fruitvoltage ?? Recruiter
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04-02-2012

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Originally Posted by Sir Koopaman View Post
No I am not engaged with Tristana... *face turns a little red* And yes, I do think I definitely need a buff since I can tell that many summoners consider me one of the weakest champions which is why riot needs to buff me by letting me use more of my natural abilities.
Orly???

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Teemo recently struck up a friendship with Tristana, a fellow League champion and fellow member of Bandle City's Special Forces. This connection is healthy for both yordles, though now Valoran's voracious media outlets circulate rumors that the friendship is turning into a romantic relationship.

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04-02-2012

teemo do you liek hugs?
can i hug you?
what do you think of taric and ezreal and maybe kog'maw
can i carry you around all day you're so cute you should not be walking.

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04-02-2012

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Orly???

The lore says:

Teemo recently struck up a friendship with Tristana, a fellow League champion and fellow member of Bandle City's Special Forces. This connection is healthy for both yordles, though now Valoran's voracious media outlets circulate rumors that the friendship is turning into a romantic relationship.
Me and Tristana are not dating *face is still a little (less) red*. And yes really.

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teemo do you liek hugs?
can i hug you?
what do you think of taric and ezreal and maybe kog'maw
can i carry you around all day you're so cute you should not be walking.
Hugs, no I do not like hugs. No you may not hug me. To me, Taric's a nice guy but I find him kind of enigmatic. Ezreal in my opinion is pretty cool guy and we talk together sometimes about stuff below the Great Barrier. And as for Kog'maw I do realize he's just a larvae but he kind of scares me.

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04-02-2012

Temuu,

But yordles love interaction and hugs. Anyways cluster-shrooms or spread-shrooms?

-BB

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Sir Koopaman ?? Senior Member
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Temuu,

But yordles love interaction and hugs. Anyways cluster-shrooms or spread-shrooms?

-BB
Yeah, but I'm kind of different since yes, I do love interaction, I am kind of squeamish about hugs. I prefer spread-shrooms since they provide more vision to the minimaps that all of us champions get while in a match. Plus, I refer to the old saying, "Don't put all of your eggs in one basket", you get what I mean.

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04-02-2012

Pray that I grant you a swift death by banishment to the void of space, you annoyingly arrogant, avariciously amoral anteater!

As opposed to letting Renekton or Shaco loose on you, to allow Shaco to tear out your eyes and strangle you with your optic nerves, while Renekton rips your lungs and allows them to flap behind your spine like sadistic sails!

YOU WILL NOT KNOW PEACE BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU!

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Dear Veigar ?? Senior Member
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04-02-2012

Veigar wheezes. His voice is noticeably rough and hoarse.

"Curse...this...'cough'...alcohol...

I...will not be defeated by...'sniff'...Graggy Ice!

I AM MERELY BIDING MY TI-"

He breaks into an unstoppable fit of sneezing, coughing, and vomiting.

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04-02-2012

Hello Teemo,

It seems like Veigar is having some troubles. Do you have some special mushrooms that might help with his condition?

Irelia

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04-02-2012

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Hello Teemo,

It seems like Veigar is having some troubles. Do you have some special mushrooms that might help with his condition?

Irelia
I...REFUSE!

I WON'T LET...'cough'...HIM TOUCH ME!

More diseased noises, including a pity-inducing whimper.

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I...REFUSE!

I WON'T LET...'cough'...HIM TOUCH ME!

More diseased noises, including a pity-inducing whimper.
Now now, everything's going to be okay. You just sit down and wait for mister Teemo's medicine, okay? I'll give you a piggyback ride if you do as I say~

Irelia, clearly amused.

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