*smirk* Blouse-thing? It's a blouse, kid. But whatever. Thanks! I guess it's my fault. All you guys see is me flirting, and not what I'm like when I'm... you know, not putting on the show. You know, I wonder how quickly this Demacia vs. Noxus thing would be over if both sides got to know each other, too. If you'd listen to what the other side says, Katarina is one step away from eating Ionian babies, and Garen molests them in the bushes. Eesh.

Aaaanyway, no, I really don't have time to do charity work. Besides, hunting down criminals in Bilgewater does just as much good for the community. And... no. I may be a nice girl, but I'm hot and curvy and the world has to see it~.

Ahem! Just because I like to flirt doesn't mean I'm a ****! Or are you saying you pounce every girl you've ogled?

Ah, my apologies for misjudging your blouse. It just seems so... sparse.

I was talking about the cruel part...

Th-thank you, Sarah, You don't know what that means to me.

...Especially since Talon just sliced three of my fingers off...

How was that my fault? You tried to grab onto my cloak.

My cloak that is covered in razor sharp blades.

And tipped with razor sharp blades.

You're a baker... You should have known better...

...

*laughs*

Never heard it described quite like that. What can I say, I like showing off. Tell you what, since you're being so nice... *does a waist bopping little spin* Enjoy~. *smile*

Saywhat? I'm not cruel.

*gasp* What?!

...that reaction is what's cruel!

I fixed her fingers. She owes me.

Oh enlightened magus of malevolence, as your interesting butler can attest, you're even now. You owed her, then repaid the favor.

*The older summoner watches Miss Fortune's hips sway like a cobra following a flute, but quickly shakes it away.*

Er, that's mighty kind of you, ma'am, but keep in mind you agreed to pose for my art. I'll soon be seeing a lot more than that.

...you slipping up? That's not an evil thing to do.

Ahem, it'd better be tasteful, kid. No hot dogs or condensed milk.