Originally Posted by ętherwrack
Dear Miss Sarah Fortune,
I must apologize. I've misjudged you. Based on everything I've read in your bio, you're a cruel flirt who uses and disposes of people when finished with them. From what I've read of your column, however, you're not that person at all. You're kind, compassionate, sweet, and giving. Do you volunteer at soup kitchens as well? Do you wear nunnery robes when not wearing... er... that blouse... thing?
*smirk* Blouse-thing? It's a blouse, kid. But whatever. Thanks! I guess it's my fault. All you guys see is me flirting, and not what I'm like when I'm... you know, not putting on the show. You know, I wonder how quickly this Demacia vs. Noxus thing would be over if both sides got to know each other, too. If you'd listen to what the other side says, Katarina is one step away from eating Ionian babies, and Garen molests them in the bushes. Eesh.
Aaaanyway, no, I really don't have time to do charity work. Besides, hunting down criminals in Bilgewater does just as much good for the community. And... no. I may be a nice girl, but I'm hot and curvy and the world has to see it~.
Originally Posted by Ask Talon
You should see her on her days off.
Ahem! Just because I like to flirt doesn't mean I'm a ****! Or are you saying you pounce every girl you've ogled?