WTF

I do not own a dildo!

I don't, actually.

Elannie, how much are you worth and can I borrow some?

My net worth might be able to get me a cheeseburger at McDonald's.

I'm gonna need you to be worth cheeseburgers, fries, coke, and ketchup packets that equal 400,000 dollar moneys.

Who the fvck has $400,000 worth of shlt! I don't even have a car!

The owner of the company I work for is a billionaire. He might be able to pull $400,000 out of his wallet.

He's a steel magnate.

Does he have a girlfriend?

What am I saying, he probably has a few girlfriends. /sigh

I don't believe he has a girlfriend but he does have a wife and kids.