Relax, I have enough to deal with being a Demacian and opposing Noxus. The last thing I have the energy for is to get between two sides of a war I barely understand.

...actually, I'm glad you asked that. You never struck me as a Noxian, but just a resident of it. I'm glad my suspicions have been confirmed. I've no problem befriending a Noxian if their hearts are pure, but this will certainly make associating with you less surprising, politically.

...ugh, I hate politics.

Now... do you harbor any ill will towards Luxanna for her copying your spell?

For some off reason Sarah Fortune keeps pointing out the fact that I'm not Pantheon...

Right this way, assassin. I have a few...recipes to show you.

Morgana rushed forward, snatching the tome up from Lulu. After making sure that all the page are in place, she glares down at the yordle, raising her hand as a sphere of dark energy begins to take shape. Then, she hears a knock on her door.

"[REDACTED]!"

That is...one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.

Am I supposed to be the purple one?

I'm not THAT melancholy...am I?

I...I need to think this over...

As do I, halfling. As do I.

And yes...yes I do, though I don't hate her on the level that I despise Kayle.

I know that I can't punish her for her crimes...so I'll just have to settle for ignoring her.

And her irritatingly bubbly attitude...

Morgana,

Do you have any baked goods to help deal with a broken heart?

-TF

I think you should be flattered, that of all the magic spells in the world, I chose to imitate yours!

Next she will find a way to make acid out of light!!
She is like an antiMorgana!
Please don't put me in a pie!
I don't taste good!


(Now I see I am forgetting to quote >.< sorry)

Morgana,

That was definitely not what I thought you had in mind for last night, not that I didn't enjoy it. Perhaps I should visit again sometime soon.

~Talon, the Blade's Shadow

Aww, Stocking isn't melancholic, she is just a goth girl who loves sweets and some... Darker love.

Do be nice. As I understand it, her copying spells is something she just naturally does. Like if you saw "what's 2 + 2?" asked somewhere. You don't need to work out the math, you know the answer.

...not that your magic is that simple, but surely you know what I mean.

Now, I notice you don't have a location in Demacia. I've generally assumed it was for political reasons, but is there perhaps another?

Well...my Dirge Delights sing songs when you eat them. I got a bit of help from Karthus.

Believe me, I'm not.

...What the hell are you talking about, Summoner?

Anytime, muffins.

...

Though, if you could wear Pantheon's suit of armor the next time you visit...that'd be much appreciated.

In any case, see you soon, sweetie-pie~

This letter has a womens' undergarment attached to the end.

O...k?

I guess I can understand that...though I still think it was terribly rude of her to take something of mine.

No, I don't. Mostly because my sibling is there...and the instant I stepped foot in Demecia, your friends would accuse me of turning them into newts, and etc.

Soon, there'd be cries of "BURN THE WITCH!"

And I'd have to destroy them all.

...

Not that I wouldn't enjoy it, but I can't see myself deriving any long-term pleasure from it.