Hello again folks, tuning once more of another post from Head Chief, some of you may remember my previous posts of (how to increase your elo in ranked) and (GOML (and here's how) ).

Well today ill be discussing how to be from a regular miserable player to A BRUCE LEE YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS player.

It all goes by how focus you are as a person before going into a game of league. You got to have your brain flowing well and be aware of whats OUTSIDE the box. You got to have you're Bruce Lee reflexe's working. Cause IT CAN KILL YOU!. Bruce Lee didn't have a CHOICE to keep focus, one move and he's dead. He took ICE COLD SHOWERS.

You got to make sure the sh**t is out of your ass. I'm not even joking bro, I'm talking about your literal sh**t out of your ass. Go to the bathroom and take toilet paper and make sure there's no sh**t deep inside your ass cause that will distract your focus man. You turn away from focus for one second because your ass is itchy and then you die, get your entire team killed and costed you the whole game while they only had a nexus left, and there was no way of actually turning the game around unless you FU**KED up AND YOU DID, because YOU WERE'T PAYING ATTENTION while your ass was itching. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET DON'T YOU COMPLAIN, THAT SH**T IS NOT IN YOUR ASS NO MORE IT'S IN YOUR GAME!!!

Next if you start sucking and go down in elo, get off the game and immediatly make a rule on a piece of paper that you will not allow yourself to play another league of legends game until you do 1,000 push ups. However long it takes you. That's disipline bro, you don't play to suck you play to win.

and for those of you who say they are just here to "play for fun". WELL WINNING IS FUN!

Head Out.

Head Chief: Top rating 1531 <---- now: 1471 850 push ups left before league.

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Bro, that BRUCE LEE **** sounds hardcore as ****! I like to mix that **** up though, do some Chin ups aswell as them push ups.

"UNLESS YOU FU*KED UP AND YOU DID BECAUSE YOU WERENT PAYING ATTENTION WHILE YOUR ASS WAS ITCHING"


I lol'd so badly

qft i died twice

Right now, now your thinking. ITS ALL ABOUT GOING HARDCORE BRO.

Think about it guys, think about how much time of our lives we consume with league. To some of us we go hardcore anyways an still suck, got no skins and its just depressing, If you put a lot of time into this game might as well make it worth the time that you will never get back and go hardcore. Get your favorite champion a nice skin, and just destroy anyone you play with like its not even a joke bro you can't touch these skillz bruce lee style.

Im taking so far what i pradict to be 20 days before i play another league game cause i went down in elo, My relfex's were not as pfffshhh, ya know what i mean? I play TF, a hero that has no choice to be 100% focus at everytime or can **** up the game for his team, and just 1 miss of a yellow card can cost the game once you get to playing higher elo's. so 1,000 push up rule i have to complete as a start and punishment for sucking at league training different layers of the brain to stimulate properly in game ya know. So that being said follow this guide and gaurantee you will increase your skillz.

Head Out.

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