Mortals.

It has been some time since your Ram Steed was granted access to my chamber. I receive little stimulation while being unjustly contained by a group of sniveling, ignorant magicians, but recently I was asked if I'd like to participate in some sort of literary "craze", he called it. To alleviate the crushing disappointment I feel when I realize I've yet to incinerate this world, I agreed. You write me messages, ask me questions, and he relays them too me. I will respond to the best of my ability... or as far as my patience will permit.

I am under no obligation to reply. Keep that in mind when your soft, physical minds decide to ask something dumber than normal.

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((OOC: The other guy wasn't coming back, and he wasn't very true to the character. :P

I am playing this as close to established canon as possible. Thus, Brand is not "here", in person. This is a true written letter column. Attempting to roleplay with Brand as if you and he were face-to-face is canonically wrong, as he is imprisoned within the Institute.))

Brand,

You are almost as bad as Cho'Gath. You keep on blabbing about how you will destroy this world, and yet you fall to my spear as any other mortal and the summoners keep you locked up in the basement. Do you really believe you would not be destroyed almost the moment you escaped, if you ever did?



Pantheon, the Artisan of War

Fire-bro,

What's your breakfast of champion-bros?

Brolaf, king of Bromacia

Brand,
You should invest in a raincoat. Or avoid trip wires.

-Fizz

Pie or cake?

Dead serious.

What you slay on the battlefield is a shell I've deigned to inhabit. You are not harming me by doing so. However, when I set you ablaze, I'm confident you cannot claim the same.

And yes, I do. The League's best minds have worked for months attempting to extricate me from this shell. They have failed. They've also tried to destroy me specifically, with no more success. I would need but a fraction of a second of freedom to burn the Institute to the ground, along with all its inhabitants.


I do not eat. Perhaps this shell does... hm... do you think he's starving? Hehe.


Water does not cause me undue harm. Despite what archaic fantasy literature might tell you, the elements work in harmony. I would be content to burn down a forest while a broken dam raged through me, for instance.

Now, little thing, I am curious: Are you fireproof?


Neither, as I've already answered.

how do you feel about the immortals on Runeterra whom you would not be able to incinerate...

Titan of the Depths

There's no need in being fire proof if the fire can't hit you to begin with.

-Fizz

Brand,

How would you react to someone who is, for all intents and purposes, fireproof?

Scorch-Guy.

What's your opinion on dragons?

FilFire