((Please excuse the lack of a matching summoner name, but hey, here goes))

Hello, simple folk of this realm! I've decided to take a break from my... Well, my duties, as I'll call them for now, to join in on this veritable frenzy for information that's become so common. It seems there's not much here in the field of the void, and I'd like to introduce my side before another, less reliable source of information arises.

So ask away, summoners and champions! The Prophet of the Void is here to answer.

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((Update for whom it may concern; I made a smurf just for this, and am working on getting to level five. If anyone would like to join in on the fun, the name is "Ask The Prophet." Here's to easy victories with Graves on rotation!))

Better say something before someone brings up the regular breakfast of champion question.
What is your favorite....uh....brunch?
((To lazy for a smurf, huh? ))

((Just a bit too lazy, and I checked, the previous Malzahar has given it up. Go me.))

I'm pleased you'd use brunch rather than breakfast. Well, about as pleased as I can be about a question pertaining to food. Being the fantastic seer I am, my mornings are usually busy. Moving on, though... I'm not particularly picky. I tend to eat whatever my voidling at the time fetches. Or it, if need be. It's surprisingly tasty.

I notice ya' like ta spit on folks, why? An fer' the record, try that on me n' youll get a facefull o' Destiny 'ere.

Why does everyone think you spit on them? You clearly are using your eye fluids...I think. I mean your "Nether Grasp" does appear from your eyes right?

Malzahar,

Perhaps if you ceased your nonstop heralding of the end of the world and actually accomplished something you would be taken seriously.



Pantheon, the Artisan of War

Malzahar,

Why are you so weak as to let yourself be consumed by and all knowing evil being and still so dumb?

-Kassadin, The Void Walker