I just played a game of Dominion while waiting for a friend.

I had a Yorick on my team start raging because we lost top at start. Called us bad. I told him Akali on our team was AFK, didn't matter.

Akali reconnects and proceeds to get 10 kills in like 2 minutes.

Yorick forces bot lane heimer out the lane and has him go top.

Enemy teemo proceeds to just STOMP on yorick...
Heres the kicker

Yorick starts to complain saying "Teemo's damage is unfair. DPS is too much not fair not fair"

This "not fair" talk went on for like 10 minutes of him saying that teemo's blind was the only thing saving him and how bad he was for using it.

I was like "dude shut the **** up about unfair, you're playing yorick in bot lane"

tl;dr: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

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i've seen people play dominion instead of summoner's rift

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