Originally Posted by Parthurnax
why are you so OP? I pretty much can only select Ahri, Kennen or Vladimir as my champion if I see you going for mid lane because otherwise I will be zoned out for most of laning phase by your poisons. It is immensely satisfying, however, to utilize Ahri's Spirit Rush or Kennen's Lightning Rush to dash behind you right as your petrifying gaze unleashes so to avoid the its effect entirely hehe.
Also, do you have a double anatomy? What I mean by this is, do you have two stomachs, two sets of intestines, etc.
Oh and one more thing...as I was going to submit these questions to you a black arrow appeared next to my hand with a note attached addressed to you. It read "You too will die by my hand, abomination, just like your fellow Noxians. No one will escape the Arrow of Retribution".
Just thought I'd let you know.
Overpowered? I simply use what the League allows me to use, and if most summoners are unable to cope with that when they face me, that speaks more to their inferiority than anything else. All of us champions are powerful. The summoners are what make or break a match. Fools, the lot of them.
Now that is rude. Consider yourself fortunate that I do not petrify you for that insolence. As for Varus, well, he is certainly welcome to try to defeat, but I doubt he will be successful. From what my sources have told me, he does not have any way to stop my dance once it begins. That is enough to seal his fate.
Originally Posted by Ask Shyvana
...I apologize, I'm rambling. Let me ask you this. No doubt your previous diplomatic duties had you doing some... physical diplomacy with foreign nationals. Most humans I've met deeply associate physical intimacy with love, and don't want to separate the two. Erm... why is it that you are fine with separating them?
...that was offensive, wasn't it? Sigh. I haven't been living as a human for long, forgive me.
It would be offensive to a stranger, but we have fought and died both with and against each other enough times that I will forgive the transgression - this time. Your admission of naivete helps in this regard. However, it is quite simple. Like any other action, overuse and repetition can lead to a certain dulling of its enjoyment. While I enjoy intimacy in all its forms, you could say that my duties to Noxus have innoculated me to love. Of course, I am not above feigning it for my own purposes...
-The Serpent's Embrace