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Ask Orichan ?? Senior Member
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06-02-2012

Do you want a hug?

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Ask the Megling ?? Senior Member
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06-02-2012

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Do you want a hug?
A hug would be nice. I like hugs. Except when they're performed by a purple-haired sorceress, then they're painful and scary

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Ask Ezreal ?? Senior Member
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06-02-2012

What about a Cho'Gath hug? Curveball!...he's hungry

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What about a Cho'Gath hug? Curveball!...he's hungry
Actually, hugging Cho'gath is less dangerous than it looks, at least for a Yordle. You see, his fat head can't bite anything attached to his torso. I did it on a dare once, and Teemo still owes me 50 gold. Anyway, I wouldn't advise hugging Cho'gath if you're not really short, since at that point he can bite your head off, so IN YOUR FACE, JARVAN! STILL WANNA MAKE SHORT JOKES?

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06-02-2012

Dear Tristana
If you want, I can perform a Mental Cleanse spell on your brain, removing it of memories of the.... "Lulu Incident" which I do not wish to go into detail about.
Also, do the Megling Commandos have a rival?
-Summoner Trolosaurus.

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A hug would be nice. I like hugs. Except when they're performed by a purple-haired sorceress, then they're painful and scary
*Orianna picks up Tristana and hugs her very tightly. Maybe a little too tight...*

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Dear Tristana
If you want, I can perform a Mental Cleanse spell on your brain, removing it of memories of the.... "Lulu Incident" which I do not wish to go into detail about.
Also, do the Megling Commandos have a rival?
-Summoner Trolosaurus.
Sorry, but no amount of effort on your part can remove that stain from my conciousness, the memories are burned in too deeply.
You could say that we enjoy a friendly rivalry with the Scouts of the Mothership (we kick way more butt than those boy scouts), but other than them, we're kinda unparalled in our awesomeness.

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*Orianna picks up Tristana and hugs her very tightly. Maybe a little too tight...*
Ow ow ow, Ori, remember what I said about your chest being pointy?

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Ow ow ow, Ori, remember what I said about your chest being pointy?
I suggest you keep quiet about such things, they can be taken too many wrong ways.

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AskTheCardmaster ?? Senior Member
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06-02-2012

Tristana,

How much does that gun of yers weigh? Ah recall when ya' landed on me one time, n' it really hurt.

-Twisted Fate

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