Originally Posted by Mrs Urgot
Of course it's hypothetical!
On the subject of hypothetical scenarios, how well would three Yordles who have had their eyes gouged out, eardrums torn, tongues cut out, and hands severed fit back into society if they were ditched at the edge of one of Bandle city's farms?
They would be accepted back into Bandle City. We aren't like Noxus, we wouldn't just let them die. Maybe they would get their...missing parts...replaced with mechanical parts.
Are you sure these are hypothetical? They seems oddly specific.
((Is it weird that I legitamately laughed at your question?))
Originally Posted by Mr Manbacon
Tristana, you're a Megling Commando; the oldest yordle military unit still in service. Your group is renowned for their courage, deadliness, and ruthlessness, making them tha' most respected and feared of all warriors in Bandle City. You yourself are armed with a cannon the size of a grown human, that expells explosive cannonballs faster than a speeding Rammus.
Why do you buy my swords?
Well, the Ghostblade makes it a lot easier to run faster, after all, YOU try running quickly when you've got tiny legs and a giant cannon.