Bump for knowledge of box contents

Okay so some one comes on says "I got something ****ed up in the mail today, but Im not going to tell you what it is"

Then after 7 posts from people who have access to this knowledge give us no information.....Im betting its the stealth remake!

Don't worry, it was just facial hair (not what you originally thought)

I confess. I sent it.

*cackle cackle* now I'll be able to trick him into telling me what it was

It's a razer and shaving cream. The old timey stuff. Also a travel size aftershave that smells like clint eastwood.

Curiouser and curiouser...

It wasn't a lobster was it?

Birthday stripper popping out of a giant cardboard box.