Originally Posted by MartyMcPunchman

Ok.

We found the sender! However, this person happens to be ineligible for any prizes from Riot Games (they are a family member of a coworker). So, though I DO have a stalker, it's not quite as terrifying as a complete stranger sending me vandalized photos of kidnapped family members from their secluded, Deliverance-like hillbilly hideaway. It's just [*RIOTER NAME REDACTED*]'s brother.

But, since people are interested in the contents of the box, and I still have my Santa-Like generosity (it's in the beard), I'd like to reward someone with something. So here's what I propose:

I will continue posting a series of clues of what was in the package. I'll be checking this thread (and its sister threads in EU) every few hours to see if someone has guessed the contents. The first person to post the correct contents will receive some RP, and a prize related to the Mystery Contents.

Ready? Here's the first set of clues:
1. I said it had nothing to do with the human body. This is not entirely true. It wasn't beard trimmings or a photo of someone's naughty bits. It is, in fact, somewhat beard-related (but that's kind of obvious).

2. It was not a razor, or beard-shaving instrument.

3. It is modeled after something in Runeterra.

I'll be back in a few hours with an update. Good luck, Summoners!