... what positions would we be assigned in the new world order

Here is my list:

High Arbiter of Law Disputes:
Dobagoh(If he's not drunk)


Minister of Agriculture and Pharmacology:
Kohana Sushi (She seems to know a lot about farming?)


Firearm trainer/inspector/authorizing person and Cartographer:
Scarlena (Bang bang!)


Minister of Cultural Sensitivity and Diplomat:
Jesus the Lord


Truck Driver / Box mover:
standin (Preferably while wearing overalls)


Minister of transportation / High Priest:
Elan Tedronai (In charge of trains to town and trains to god)


Mascot / Mascot:
Jakyobyo


Barber / Broom handler:
BDSandM (The B stands for Barber!)


Mahogany specialist:
oaktree (He specializes in handling wood)


Policeman / Donut Inspector:
My Face is OP


Absentee Elf:
Amberleh(Optimal for reproduction)


etc

I was wondering when you would post another thread like this. Seemed about time.

Lone Wolf who ends up dead in a few hours from radiation or something: Me

Crazy-haired, robe-wearing reclusive philosopher:
Kodoku

He's the guy usually occupying the other end of my religious ramblings.