As a summoner aligned with Noxus, I was greatly excited by the advances in corpsecrafting that Urgot's revival heralded. With these advances, I propose that we revive a new champion who should be a great assist to our cause.
Urf the Manatee was a valiant champion who's participation in the League was cut short by his "untimely" demise. Considering his remains reside in the hands of a Noxus aligned champion (Warwick), it should be a simple matter to reincarnate and upgrade him with our advanced Hextech technology.
His gratitude at his revival should ensure his loyalty to Noxus, and if he refuses, we'll just have to "encourage" him to join us.
Now then, every summoner who agrees with this proposal should sign here. With your support, I'm sure we can do this.