Within the Troll Dens of the Freljord...
These other champions have people asking them questions, but none for me, THE TROLL KING? That's it, there are gunna be some changes around here! You're entering MY kingdom now! This space will now be used for your tributes to me, Trundle the Troll King, in the form of questions. Don't ruin my good mood, and maybe you'll get an answer. Put me in a bad mood, and I have an answer for that too. MY CLUB!
Go ahead. Entertain me.
((Last Trundle thead didn't have a response for three weeks, so I'M takin over! My first thread didn't have Ask Trundle in the title, which is why I wasn't getting much activity and why I am starting a new thread. Please don't ask about the old Trundle, I have no idea what happened to him. And if you are gunna randomly pick a fight with Trundle, limit a single action to a single post, thanks! From the last thread)
Pix flutters in to Trundle's room carrying a seemingly large letter. He drops it fairly close to the troll king, not wanting to get too close to his club. The letter read as follows:
How come your club hurts so much? Did you make it out of Glade trees or something?
Oh, and why do you bite people? Are you a vampire or zombie?
Also, if you're the king, who's the queen of the trolls? Or is there several queens who all rule in a collection, like the tulip queens do?
I'm a troll, whelp. If I see something I want, I take it! That INCLUDES your flesh.
There is no queen. I'm not loyal, and I'm DEFINITELY not good at sharing.