Friendly javen ulti (IM JAVEN IM HELPING )
Lee sin (FALCON KICK!!!!)
Draven ( OH CRUD IM NEAR DEATH IF I CAN ONLY YUKE IT ON THE WAY BACK *you have been slain)

Zilean's ult, "Oh god, guys, stop attacking him!"
or karthus's ult, even if I'm not going to die, I check to see which of my teammates are going to bite it.

Karthus ult. seeing that red glow, and knowing im dead.

Malzahar.. OP as hell

Darkness -__-

Hmmm ill hit the one on the left

(shaco explodes)

...........dammit

Tyndamere.

DIE!!!
DIE!!!
BEING ANGRY DOES NOT WARRANT IMMORTALITY!!!!!

Darius. For obvious reasons.

ashe ult

if that hits me i know i feel fcked
if that misses me i have a huge sigh of relief

When Malzahar ults me in the middle of a team fight and my whole team is already gone. O.O