They say he was 100 feet tall and spit fire.

and shot lightning outta his arse

And all turrets were useless against such being

I heard he fathered an entire baseball team with our wives.

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The legends say he was the only one able to take down tryndamere in the old twisted treeline.

Dodges everywhere.

not as bad when syndra was released tho, op bich

Aggro minions and get a free dodge nuke <3

100 feet tall and spit fire, aye, but did you also know that he was a god amongst men and beasts? None could stand up to him and all had to bow before his might. Then, one day, he challenged the ones above and lost and his power was struck down. From then on he became only a demi-god amongst men...

He was his own Summoner.