"Data transmission, On. Checking systems .... 100% verified ... Initializing. *bip* Good morning Ezreal, I noticed recently that alot of your fellow champions have decided to communicate with the world and answer some questions to the people who are probably fans or are just curious about them. I built up a column so people can ask you out questions and get to know you."
"Wait what ?! Pearl I have no time for this. Take out whatever you did now."
" I'm sorry Ezreal, your request has been denied. Enjoy your time answering and meeting new people. *bip* "