Granted, but riot adds cheaper more powerful % health damage items to the game.

I wish Veigar Greybeard would go on sale in the next few cycles.

not granted you so fat you fat gg fatty no pissa for you mama todayyy

I wish ^ guy got banned....

granted, but he is allowed to create a smurf and continue his reign of terror

i wish some people actually enjoyed playing support

granted, but support becomes obsolete as a role

I wish that I could play Death Waltz on piano.

granted, but now you must play it continuously for the rest of your life, no breaks.

I wish i wish i hadn't killed that fish

Granted, but the fish now wants revenge and is plotting your demise as this is being typed.

I wish I was Nasus. (lolz)

Granter, but because of you new form, you can't ever have ***.

I wish rammus took off his costume and was secretly Sonic the hedgehog.

Granted, but Sega takes down LoL for copyright infringement, so you never get to play him

I wish Pix was a champion