Granted,but his W CD and ULT CD are increased by 300%

I wish Sejuani was viable

Granted, but now ayone can easily counter her.

I wish for a wish that properly grants me Nocturne's weapons without being corrupted.

Granted. Nocturne's weapons are now attached to your arms in place of your hands, the weapons are not corrupted so you retain all memory, sanity, and the rest of your body. Good luck playing League now.

I wish the King Rammus skin would be brought back for purchase.

Granted, King Rammus skin is available for purchase on PBE for all your hard work beta testing... oh wait, that sounds familiar.

I wish they all could be California girls.

Granted, but now you wish they could be Anime girls instead.

I wish Lux's passive blinded her targets too...

Granted, but now lux has targeted and blinded you

I wish I could play as Baron Nashor

Granted...but he has 0 movement speed and can't buy any items..

I wish the champions aged as the game progressed...

Granted, but your next game was an hour long game and all of the champions died of old age cause the match to never end and have no winner

I wish the only chamion anyone could play is Draven

Granted...but now only 1 person can play on each team.

I wish for Annie and Brand to burn down the jungle...

granted, but now anyone can see them anywhere on the map

I wish ARAM was in regular matchmaking