Granted, here are your monopoly dollar.

I wish Poppy's charge could connect on Anivia's wall

Granted, but it the stun duration on her charge is now cut in half.

I wish Janna's E nerf was reverted.

Granted, though now all of her other skills have been nerfed and her war hero skin was canceled.

I wish I didn't have to deal with players that have less than 100 wins while playing ranked

Granted, but now all the new champs get 20 skins each, all of which suck. While all the old champs who need new skins, are ignored forever on the list of new skins.

I wish cooldown reduction could stack up to 100%

granted, but when that happens the ability's power is halved and it receives no bunus from your stats, runes or masteries

I wish orianna was human

Then Orianna is no longer magical and cannot fight in the League.

I wish I had chocolate chip mint ice cream right now.

Granted, but it is a new health restoration item in the store and you can't really taste it.

I wish the League had another child-based champion.