Granted. Say hello to the league's newest champion... Pedobear.
You don't want to know what his ultimate does... >.>

I wish all of the trolls and ragers in LoL would get eaten by pirhanas.

Granted, now there is nobody left to play the game

i wish for this wish to not be granted

Granted. Wait... not granted. Wait...

*Head asplodes*

I wish I had enough RP to buy all the champions and all their skins.

Granted, but all the champions and skins now suck to the point of being unusable, only when your using them. For everyone else they are fine.

I wish Karma got some buffs. Not a remake, but a strong buff to make her good for almost every situation where support is needed.

Granted, but her health is nerfed to the ground.

I wish that Karthus ult hits all players in every game.

Granted, but people MUST follow the tanks at ANY cost. Especially if the tanks die. They MUST die as well. Followed to the AFTERLIFE!!!

I wish that Corki's movement speed was trippled!!!!!!!

Granted, but because of this he is removed from the 3 OP AD's, because he ends up getting banned each game. Even in blind pick and bot games somehow, and sure. lets make him banned in custom games also.

I wish Ezreal / Graves / Corki were balanced to the point of letting other AD carries have a chance in competetive play. I hate all 3 of them right now... forcing people to dodge just because I use someone else.

Granted, they now deal half damage to other AD carries.

I wish I had more time to play LoL.

Granted, but thats all you have time for now because you are stuck playing LoL for the rest of your life.

I wish some of the weaker champion passives would get a buff.