1. Shrink the laser distance on both turrets to the bottom of the SHOP steps.
If you can't shop where you stand, i shouldn't get laser-ed for being there.
2. Increase death timer for deaths after around the 45 minute mark
If you kill the turtlers you win the game. If they kill you, well, you walked in to their laser didnt you?
3. Increase minion strength more rapidly as the game progresses.
If the turtlers are busy fighting the aggressors, the minions may be able to destroy the nexus turret
4. Fix the god damned minion pathing
If the minions do not walk by the fountain steps, it becomes harder to turtle.