... So, about every other yordle except Tristana is crazy Rumble? Is that your way of saying that I am insane?

- Poppy

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! thats FUNNY!! Tristana is TOTALLY insaaaane!!! its ACTUALLY kind of FUNNY cuz THAT MEANS that, TO HIMSELF at least, RUMBLE is the ONLY one WHO ISNT insane!!!! thats a HUGE sign FOR NARCISSISM ya knoooow!!!

((Well if we're acting like the old Rumble never existed I guess I gotta ask this...))

Teo nervously scuttles into the workshop, scratching his cheek and glancing around.

"Uh... hey Rumble. What's up?"

So im crazy?

Abomination.

oh PLEASE!!!!

*Lulu walks up to Rmble and starts hugging him*

IM SURE Rumble DOESNT think im AN ABOMINATION!!!!

*Lulu slowly turned her head and smiles widely at Rumble, her next word laced with malice*

riiiiiiiiiiiiight??

Oi, you sure ask a lot of questions. Alright, whether ya think I'm sane or not depends on your opinion. Same goes for everybody else! All I know is that I'm not as crazy as the champs ya just asked about.

Tristy's made out a bunch of different metals. Ya got tungsten due to its high melting point, copper because it's amazingly good at conducting electricity, and the usual iron, titanium, and other stuff that I don't feel like recalling right now.

O-oh... Well, that just means I don't mind her as much as everyone else! It's not like I actually like her or anything. Because that'd just be stupid. Haha.

Hey hey hey, I never said every yordle was a crazy 'un! Yore one of the better ones out there, Poppy. Ya don't become an ambassador by having a mixed up brain, y'know!

WHAT?! Didn't you just hear what I just said?! I never said everyone was crazy, geez!

Nothing interesting, pal. Didja come here just t'say that?

Crazy and waaay too hyper.

What?! HEY! GET OFF OF ME! I AM NOT SOME SORT OF PLUSH TOY TO BE HUGGED, Y'KNOW!

Well, not exactly...

Teo sighs and takes a breath, calming himself and being as serious as he can with his tone.

Rumble, have you ever been friends with a gay guy before?

I've been friends with one in the past. He was a doctor, and an excellent one, too. He got too crazy for his own good, though, 'coz one night, he stabbed someone to death with a syringe and then stabbed himself with it. Apparently, he had rapid eye movement disorder or somethin'.

...But enough of my ramblin'! Why'd ya ask, pal?

The story calms Teo a little, though his face reddens, giving his pale fur a slight hue.

I asked because... I'm... attracted to males like that. B-but I'm not crazy or anything! I just... have a hard time telling other guys. I'm worried that if I do I'll be shunned or something...