Originally Posted by Therazan
A man wearing a top hat and gentleman's attire enter into the room carrying a large rectangular package wrapped in brown paper. He stops to bow before the ladies and takes off his hat before them before meeting Cho'Gath.
"Excusez-moi, Monsieur Cho'Gath?" (Excuse me, M. Cho'Gath?)
"J'ai rencontré un individu suspect qui m'a dit de vous dire que votre tableau était prêt..." (I met a shady person who told me to tell your painting is ready...)
(I found this and thought you might appreciate it. Yepp, it's Sona.)
"Cependant, je ne suis pas venu ici pour servir de messager. Je me demandais: Quelle est la cause de vos soudaines poussées de croissances, après... un bon repas? (However, I did not come here to do some errands. I was wondering: what is the cause of your sudden growth spurts when you have... a good meal?)
My my, I haven't heard that language in ages! Unfortunately, my mouth doesn't allow me to form the sounds, exquisite as they are. Ah, yes. I knew hiring that artist would be a wonderful idea.
As to my increase in mass when I've had a good meal, it has to do with the way my body stores the biomass it consumes. When I intake a large amount of biomass at once, my body accounts for it by directly adding that mass to my own. Unlike humans, however, that mass is spread equally throughout my body, causing an increase in size. I can actually grow much larger than the League permits, but it would be quite tiresome for the summoners if I were to destroy the upper forest with a footstep.