(( A letter arrives
Dear Master Cho'Gath,
My acquaintance, Malcolm Graves, feels slighted due to your lack of forwarding him an invitation to the gathering you have planned for the newly inducted champion. What reason might you have for this? Do you find him incapable of attending this gathering with as much grace as others? If so, how rash of you to discern that he is unfit to properly carry himself within the mannerisms of high society. Mister Graves is a rugged, proud man and despite appearances is favorably well mannered (especially when one considers his upbringing). I'll have you know that a man meets with no more respect than he exacts, and this my good man is quite disrespectful. I'll be filing a formal complaint to the high summoners on your lack of etiquette and respect towards fellow champions Master 'Gath. Good day sir!
-Sincerely, Random Summoner ))
(( EDIT: this was for lulz, i'm bored and waiting for my next class and wanted to post something ))