Am I late? I'm late :P
Imma post anyway.
http://summoners.shurelia.com/profiles/2320

Sorry. You're late. Try following the white rabbit next time.

If you don't accept my registration, I will create a device that will track your ever movement.

Shaco, can we imagine that this is occurring in a timeline in which the League has collapsed, all protections between champions are gone which means that Valoran is in chaos.
It's the only plausible way that I can see this actually occurring.

No. Otherwise there is no real point in doing this.

If you don't like it... Well... -shrug-

Fair enough, I'm still in. Just seemed a bit more plausible, that's all.

I will create a device that lets out a high pitches screeching and fuse it to your ankle

What in the bloody 'ell are you talkin' about Viktor?

I'll make a device that'll use the amazing power of modulated bass to clean dirty dishes.

Wait...are we not talking about awesome ideas for household appliances? OK, I'll make a dagger that sends one volt of electricity through the holder for every 1 atom it touches.