I feel like I'm playing RPS every time I pick for top lane.
Rock- Bruisers (Olaf, Riven, Rumble, Trundle)
Paper- Ranged Pushers (Teemo, Jayce, Nidalee)
Scissors- Assassins (Akali, Jax, Irelia)
Rock breaks scissors, paper covers rock, scissors cut paper.
Edit: Rumble and Singed have been classified as "Bruisers" and Vlad has been classified as a "Ranged Pusher" for the purposes of this discussion. Do you agree/disagree? What other top lane champs can you think of that may not fit into one of these three categories?