I am actually good at this game.

Pantheon is a baker who wants to become a spartan and Tibbers is looking for his friend annie.

People complain about the female champs being too modest and the male champs being too sexual.

Sejuani is incredibly OP and Darius is trash tier.

Irelia gets buffed every patch and Karma is nerfed constantly.

Renekton has a useful passive and Trundle isn't buggy.

Teemo was deleted and Omen was added.

Morello is blamed for buffing too many things and Phreak is ridiculed for never jungling.

IronStylus hates armored women and OhMikeGoodness is incredibly manly.

GypsyLord dislikes Yordles and CertainlyT hates True Damage.

in some parallel universe I am a goat

and TacoStorm isnt a stud

Dress up as a woman one time and suddenly nobody thinks you're a man's man.

Poor OhMikeGoodness.

Morello is already liked here despite what you may think

Ezreal is a troll pick where heim equals auto win

In some parallel universe Phreak got fired, Elementz didnt got benched, Froggen did ddos, Irelia didnt got nerfed.

Jill Stein won the election and pornstars in California were still allowed to not wear condoms.