I'll start. I found a name generator that put two random words together. Then I mixed the capitals up.

Im a pro at flexing, nuff said

It's an awesome name. So I made it mine

your mom gave it to me

I basically thought up a royal title and added VonAwesome to it. Turned out great actually

My parents were hippies and called me after some Goddess instead of naming me Moonbeam or Apple or something even more awful.

im Mien (a ethnicity) and i have Mien blood inside me o;

can't think of a name so I just used the idea of Alenxander the Great

im past tense

I'm from a future where walruses enslave mankind. I was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, but got sidetracked with LoL, thusly I'm the Walrunator, and i'll be back