It was a horribly toxic relationship, I literally did everything right, holding up my end of the deal perfectly. It wasn't me, it was the other party! Constantly breaking things, getting things wrong....just failing at every turn. Fighting constantly, just a complete waste of time and effort....

Dish Network! I will not miss you, I will not regret throwing you out, my life is better without you! Your terrible customer service, your terrible hardware! 6 different DVR units in 2 years! Really?! For shame....how could you?

You see, the secret is, I have been cheating on you for awhile now. But not with one, I have been having a minajatwa! Yea! You heard me! Amazon Prime, Hulu, Netflix....they are good to me! They listen to me, they don't break on me, they know what I like. They aren't even high maintenance, like you are, they are frugal!

Dish Network, you snob, see your way out!

I just got trolled 10/10

Tell me how you really feel...

But honestly, I stream everything because it's more convenient

lol.. Dish network sucks. They are selfish, they don't have AMC