Okay, so I've been experimenting with AP Teemo in solo ranked and it's become this personal crusade of mine to become the greatest Teemo forever and ever. This thread is not about how bad Teemo is (but I'm sure you'll turn it into one). This thread is about looking for some curious level 30s who are interested in duo queuing with an AP Teemo.

Some facts first:

1) I am the greatest Teemo ever. If you contest this, you are wrong.
2) I am going to try to pick AP Teemo every game we duo queue. If I can't get Teemo I will default to a slightly less hilarious character.
3) My ranking is ~1300 at the present time (so impressive!).
4) You should not be concerned about your ranking that much.
5) I don't care what your ranking is.
6) I have a 70% win ratio with Teemo as of this post.
7) I will not tolerate angry, arrogant, rude, or belittling players. I play for fun, and raging because you think character X should use item Y and not item Z is pretty unacceptable. Telling your teammates they are terrible at everything is not going to help you win.

If you are interested, then please add me: Farmrush.

I am going to be on later tonight 9PM EST for a bit, but I will be on over the weekend too. I have a midterm to write so I'll check back when I get home and we can arrange whatever works for you.

~Sincerely, a friendly Teemo

AP Teemo < Burst AP Teemo.

Partner with a jungle eve.

You'll both sink in ELO then you can kill lots of kids with AP Teemo, probably resulting in funnier gameplay.

my AD teemo walks all over your AP teemo. gg.