One person lists a way to attempt to kill Teemo, next poster then tells a way to deny it (Shen ult, a good stun), And then they post another way to try and kill him.

Only thing Teemo can do is use his summoner spells, (which he has all of them in this game) And place mushrooms.

(Never actually kill him.. I want this one to last)

Teemo just narrowly escaped a 2 person gank with Lee Sin and Darius, while Teemo was running down mid to recall, he runs into an enemy Syndra and her dark sphere minefield.

TF anticipated the Karthus ult and ults into the base just to gold card Karthus mid channel.

Meanwhile an ashe arrow is headed straight for the low hp teemo.

Teemo's laning partner (Heimer) jumps in front of the arrow for teemo saving him, however Heimer is now dead and teemo is left undefended as Nocturne jumps out for the kill.

Teemo uses summoner heal, and an allied jax arrives and kills nocturne.

A long robotic arm comes out of the jungle and grabs teemo.

Darius ults blitzcrank and kills him, but his bro started throwing axes in Teemos face.

a last the second, Soraka uses her ult and Darius kills Draven, but a Zilean time bomb is on teemo

A wild Kayle ult

As teemo runs to find somewhere safe to recall, an enemy tryndamere with 3 phantoms, 2 trinity, 1 infinity edge tower dives teemo

The Friendly Nautilus shows up and stops Tryndamere, but as Teemo is running away, Nidalee's spear is on the course to hit teemo