- Summoners! My name is Harbinger Kassadin and I’m here to prophesy that the future holds horrifying value! I have gazed long into the abyss and seen things that threaten all you hold dear! It's a world of terrifying, blood-soaked nightmares, clambering for the souls of the innocent! There is also… A SALE! Now, these savings shall be yours. REAP IT, SUMMONERS! 487 RP
- My fragile mind can only sustain so much of these immense savings! Overlord Malzahar has come to expose the secrets of the Void! Purchase him and learn terrifying, damnable things! SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! 487 RP
- DARKNESS. SHADOWS. A LAKE OF MALEVOLENCE BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY. Loch Ness Cho’Gath dwells deep down in the darkest depths! If you value your sanity, you’ll purchase him immediately. 487 RP
- Damnable Void monsters! Kog’Maw’s toxic spittle is so maddening that to look upon his drooling, vomitus maw is to invite true terror! 440 RP
- Are you prepared for chitinous bug monsters from beyond space and time? Ensnare Kha’Zix before he flies from this place on wings of horror and malevolence. Claws! Fangs! Carapace! EVOLUTIONS FOR EVERY HIDEOUS FEATURE! 487 RP
- The Prophet of the Void brings ill tidings of impending disaster and calamity! Heed Malzahar’s call and sacrifice what remains of your sanity! 440 RP
Much like the vast, blasted expanse from whence they come, these deals are erratic and unstable, and shall only last from January 4 to January 7. DAMN YOU! DAMN YOUR EYES! Heed the call of the savings. These deals can be yours for the mere price… OF YOUR SANITY!
Malz is so underplayed... :P
