Your supermarkets will never be safe again! Beware, Bargain Hunter Rengar is loose!
He wears human clothes for camouflage! (Because everyone knows Hawaiian prints are always in season.)
Forget the hunting knife - he wields a rolled up store ad!
Instead of a bola, he chucks a shopping basket! "Slow down...and see the savings!"
Hidden passive: Everything in the store is now 1g cheaper!
Witness the Thrill of the Bargain Hunting! "Kha'Zix stole my coupons!" When he obtains the head of Kha'Zix, it turns into a Buy One, Get One Free coupon! (Only works on merchandise of 250g value or less! Expires at the end of the game.)
If you already own Rengar, you get a special 5 RP discount!
Tried my best with the picture - took over 9000 hours in MS Paint.
Come on Riot! I know it's not metal or doom and gloom, but we need something more fun! Upvotes please!
Thank you so much for the support everyone! Keep it up!
Sketch by SexualHarrasadar.
i see you! Online shopper!
Online Shopper Kha'zix -> http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/...5#post33727155
NO!! THEY GOT A RED POST BEFORE WE DID!!! GET THE WORD OUT, TROOPS! WE GOTTA GET MORE REDS!!!
Besides, they stole our coupons anyways.