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Jesus Has Died

 
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Blinja ?? Junior Member
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03-19-2013

Everyone says jesus is alive
He has already died. I was jesus's bestfriend. My name is Chuck Norris we fought together against the jews of china. Jesus's nipples are soo salty I licked them one time and I almost died from dehydration.
Because I licked jesus's nipples and damn they ripe.
My ******** is aching from getting fisted by Mike Tyson.
If you have any concerns feel free to kill yourself and ask jesus for yourself. I LOVE JESUS