I've grown concerned by this topic seeing the recent resurgence of players demanding sexy champions. As someone who does not like LoL, being of awesomely sound mind and body, I hereby claim precedence upon the idea of having a subversively sexy human Urgot skin and explicitly forbid Riot to ever create one through association of or with my intellectual property of 05-27-2011 as documented both on and off of the LoL forums (in immediate supercedure to any past statements or permissions I may have granted without full knowledge of Riot's dysfunctional social toxicity):
Originally Posted by Eserine
Ladykiller Urgot: Urgot is a fantastically handsome figure with normal human features whose muscular torso extends downward into a round pink encapsulating webbing, where a base is supported by gleaming well-polished brass or silver legs, not dented or scratched in the least. His right arm holds a flower, and his left arm disappears into his missile launcher (which in the loading picture is wrapped around several swooning women, not noticing the corpse of another woman far in the background). His voice is a deep manly human voice in the scripts, reading the same joke, taunt and laugh.
As some small consolation for this act for the players here who might feel that this skin could hold the opportunity to solve the many complaints the forum sees about
1. Urgot being aesthetically unappealing to play
2. Not enough sexy male champions of a type similar to sexy female champions
3. Racist (or "accidentally racist
") champion design, given projects like 'Lucian' remain unlikely rumors
allow me to share in this thread only
art I once commissioned (for roughly 8.5 times the total money I have given to Riot when I played their game) in celebration of this concept, which I grant Riot, (including any past or future Riot members), no ability to feature, showcase, post, hyperlink, download, copy, save, or use in any way, or encourage any other person, persons, or entity to use in any way, except singularly in the case where a physical copy of this work is being forcefully inserted into the rectal cavity of at least one Riot Games employee, where I take or claim no responsibility for any physical or mental damage resulting from this act. I also permanently and unconditionally refuse now, 05-13-13, to ever become an employee or stockholder, under any definition, of Riot Games Incorporated or any of its subsidiaries or parent companies. Breach of these guidelines will be met, per previous contractual guidelines by Riot, in individual arbitration, or perhaps alternatively wider legal action, since internet intellectual property law is not well established and I, the party writing this post, know/can afford very good legal council.
I give you, readers of this thread who are not any sort of Riot employee, Ladykiller Urgot (also featuring Unprepared Garen in a bath towel):
Full Definition ".psd" file for photoshop or photoshop image readers (recommended):
Medium Definition ".png" file (impossible)
Sorry, uncompressed that would be 90.1 MB, unsharable on the forums without secondary hosting (where instead readers can easily download a free .psd reader if they don't simply have one already for a much better version of the art, if they are going off-site anyway)
Very tiny, blurry version without visible detailing or brushwork: