Awww your so hard on the little guy, im sure with a bath or...... ten he could easily swoop a lucky crocodile of his feet.

As for me I agree with Ezreal and Lux its almost kinda too obvious though. Somebody mentioned LeBlanc and Swain, and wow I'd never really thought of that before but that really does sorta work.

I hear a pang of jealousy!!!

Rammus's just a small-town boy! Living in a lonely world! He took the midnight train going aaanyyywheeere!

Blitzcrank's just a city boy! Born and raised in south Pitlover! He took the midnight train going aaanywwheeere!

A Sona in a smokey room,
A smell of wine and cheap Zaun drugs,
For a ward they can share the night,
It goes on and on and on and on...

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard,
Their shadows haunted by nocturne,
streetlight summoners, calling twitch is mia,
turret hugging, to avoid a gank!

Working hard to get a kill,
Everybody wants to KS,
Buying a mejai's to roll the dice,
Just one more stack!
Some will win, some will lose,
Some were born to go QQ,
Oh the crying never ends,
It goes on and on and on and on...

Don't stop believin,
Keep playing malzahar,
It's not his fault you suck at Q skillshots!

On a far more serious note, I would actually like to see some elaboration on the Garen + Katarina romance. I wrote part of my definition of it into my League Judgement Katarina [Fanmade]. People liked it, so... i take that as a good sign.

Teemo + Tristana = hax love babies

Rammus x Cactus