'let's do baron'
'it's gonna be hard'
'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!1111!!!'

"So [team member 1], [team member 2], [team member3], and [team member 4] all walk into a bar, but there is only one stool to sit on. They then thought of turning the stool upside down and lived happily ever after."

125 pages.... wow bump

Playing Anivia and killed my lane opponent 4 times in a row:
"Best put him up in a tree, cuz he a bird feeder!"

I was in a solo ranked champion select, the team leader was asking what we wanted to ban.
Some random guy with a name in all caps starts saying "BAN THE MISTER YI HE HAS MANY DAMAGES" after our team leader didn't ban master yi, one of the enemies takes master yi, then he says "GG MEN THEY HAV MISTER YI, NOW WE LOSE TO HIS POWER" He then dodged.

Everyone was together about to go for a gank and suddenly I realized they were going to gank us. After I said back to another teammate, and half of us had already died or in the were in the midst of dieing, He replied: "Let's make like a bloody tampon, And get out of this hole". LOL

Stop! Heimer time!

"I'm jungle soraka, es good ganks" - Brazilian on my team during picks for solo queue.

I love elo hell -_-'

Me @nasus (farming): QQ more!

"This guy can't land a skillshot for his life. I think I have Michael J Fox on my team"